[Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Tony Stark:Perfect. From jokes about Mjolnir to android-humor, there was plenty to chuckle about in a film with some sad parts. That kid on the TV just called me a dickhead again. Hes a friend from work! "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. Do you just turn into anything you want?Talos:Ah well, I have to see it first.Maria Rambeau:Can you all do it?Talos:Physiologically, yeah. what connection type is known as "always on"? Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! It is good to once again be among friends. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. It separates who you are from who you can be. Where is WandaVision Filmed? As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Oh, thats right, yes, go cry to your father, you little weasel! Scrotum Hat? Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! Funny Marvel Quotes. Natasha Romanoff:Thor, report on the Hulk. Korg:Thank you, Thor. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. No ones gonna recognize us.Scott Lang:What, because of hats and sunglasses? [Cassie pulls out a Hideous Rabbit]Hideous Rabbit:Youre my bestest friend!Paxton:What is that thing?Cassie Lang:Hes so ugly! Spider-Man follows me? Im the boss! Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Most of Endgame was quite dark and sad, obviously, but no Marvel film would be complete without the signature moments of heroes using humor to get through hard times. He has a wayNebula:Then we just go!Gamora:No! Like in outer space?Rocket:Oh, look, its like a little puppy, all happy and everything. I[Thor is knocked off the mountain by Iron Man who tackles him in mid-flight]Loki:Im listening., Steve Rogers/Captain America:Big man in a suit of armour, take that away, what are you?Tony Stark/Iron Man:Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist., Tony Stark: [about Thor] Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? [to Groot]Thats why you dont like hats?, [Peter Quill comes into Groots room, sees that his room is a mess with vines and Teen Groot playing mind-numbing game]Peter Quill:Ohh! Stephen Strange:I dont know, I hadnt gotten to that part yet.Baron Mordo:Temporal manipulations can create branches in time. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. I have 12% of a plan - Star Lord. Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! They could show up any second!Hope van Dyne:Relax. Find your passion. Loki, hes alive! And I didnt even qualify.Pepper Potts:I didnt know that either.Tony Stark:Apparently Im volatile, self-obsessed, and dont play well with others.Pepper Potts:That I did know., Steve Rogers:Whats the matter, scared of a little lightning?Loki:Im not overly fond of what follows [Thor appears], Thor:You listen well, brother. "Noyou're stronger."-Odin Thor: Ragnarok, a fan favorite out of the Marvel franchise, became wildly popular for its witty jokes and relatable characters. A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? Always Foward.Foward always. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. 9. My mantra?Baron Mordo:The Wi-Fi password. Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. "Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught." - Oscar Wilde 2. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Dr. Orphaned on my homeworld. [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. [Spider-Man does a flip]YEAH!, Peter Parker:[in a car with Tony]So, to become an Avenger, is there like trials or an interview?Tony Stark:Just dont do anything I *would* do. Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Internet, so helpful. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. Hes inspires me to be a better man. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. Pay attention. But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! You earthers have hang-ups.Ego:Yes, Drax, I got a penis.Drax:Ha! Here, we rounded up up 16 of the best graduation speeches of all time, including words of wisdom from Natalie Portman, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and more. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. Robbery involves threat. How do you even know that?. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 14. Audrey Hepburn. So clandestine. If, at first, you don't succeed, try to hide your astonishment. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. My bad., Spider-Man:[after taking down Giant-Man]Whoa, no, Im not done, Ive gotta get him back!Iron Man:Youre going home, or Im calling Aunt May! [Imitating Banner]Im into numbers and science and stuff., Thor:Youre not even listening! It sucks. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. Fearless, bold, confident, caring. You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. Erma Bombeck Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Monica: "That was me.". Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success Korg:Yeah, Noobmaster69. What are you up to these days?Loki:It varies from moment to moment., Thor:Hey, lets do Get Help.Loki:What?Thor:Get Help.Loki:No.Thor:Come on. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Loki:[referring to Thors Eagle-Winged Helmet]Nice feathers. Youre one sandwich away from fat.Peter Quill:Yeah, right.Drax:Its true. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Ive seen good men go down purely because someone didnt let us in on what we were walking into, Ive moved onto the next one, cause thats what we do, right? Haha, dab! Everybody has ideas. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. I assume youre the captain, sir.Rocket Raccoon:Youre very perceptive.Thor:You seem like a noble leader. And whats your name, huh? Thats low. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. The red, the white. Stan Lee. 17. Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! When Jane discovered the aether she was finally reunited with Thor, and even got to visit Asgard. No, that's wrong. You know, like the Marvelettes? What is wrong with Giving Tree here?Rocket Raccoon:Well he dont know talkin good like me and you, so his vocabulistics is limited to I and am and Groot, exclusively in that order.Peter Quill:Well I tell you what, thats gonna wear real thin, real fast, bud., Peter Quill:Here you go. Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? that it's imperceptible. Hes big now.Captain America:I guess thats the signal.Falcon:Way to go, Tic Tac!Iron Man:Give me back my Rhodey., Spider-Man:[after taking down the Falcon and webbing him up]Are those carbon fiber wings?Falcon:Is this stuff coming out of you?, Falcon:[after being trapped by Spider-Man]I dont know if youve been in a fight before, but theres usually not this much talking.Spider-Man:All right, sorry. Was it funny? Where have you been? Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Age of Ultron. Share these yearbook quotes with your friends. Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. You couldnt make a suit with a flannel lining?, Scott Lang:We need a fake security guard on the inside, somebody else to hack into the power supply, and a getaway guy.Hank Pym:No, no, no, not those three wombats!, Scott Lang:I was in prison for three years, I know how to punch.Hope Van Dyne:Show me. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Mar. Why would Ego want such a hideous one?Mantis:I am hideous?Drax:You are horrifying to look at. - John F. Kennedy. Surtur:You have made a grave mistake, Odinson.Thor:I make grave mistakes all the time. I mean thats the job, but THIS? Tampering with continuum probabilities is forbidden!Dr. I mean They did teach me to tap into powers that I never even knew existed.Dr. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. You didnt say how hard.Shuri:I invite you to my lab, and you just kick things around?, Everett K. Ross:What Im doing or not doing on behalf of the U.S. government is none of your concern. The triangle icon that indicates to play. There is no passion to be found in playing small, in settling for a life that is. [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you dont wanna know more?, Spider-Man:Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine:Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man:I dont know, I didnt carbon date him. It was an elective., Rocket Raccoon:This is Thanos were talking about. I AM THE MANDARIN! A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. Including occasionally taking out the trash. Chester Phillips:Sit down. "Nobody has a perfect life. Im probably better off staying here on Sakaar.Thor:Thats exactly what I was thinking.Loki:Did you just agree with me?Thor:This place is perfect for you. Theodore Roosevelt. Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. "Children want the same things we want. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother! [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. via GIPHY " Peggy Carter: How do you feel? [Ant-Man becomes giant]Spider-ManHoly shit! Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. I am so sorry! Hulk stay. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? 8: "We're using our made up names" (Infinity War) - Spider-Man These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing worth knowing can be taught. Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. You could get hit by a truck tomorrow." Timothe Chalamet "Don't allow people to dim your shine because they are. The entire place is an elective. [Quill presents the prosthetic leg Rocket requested]Rocket Raccoon:Oh, I was just kidding about the leg. So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Save for retirement. Three hours youve kept me standing here!Tony Stark:[walking past him]Waiting on you now., Tony Stark:[playing Craps]Were gonna let it ride! You." Anthony T. Hincks. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Hes our friend.Nebula:All any of you do is yell at each other. Ill handle the music. Except, it sucks. See? Banner? there were numerous spots of humor, of course. "It is not our abilities that show what we truly are. I can tell. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Im being threatened!, Steve Rogers:Is everything a joke to you?Tony Stark:Funny things are., Steve Rogers:Are you nuts?Tony Stark:Jurys out., Steve Rogers:Lets start with that stick of his. Korg:You rode a hammer? Stephen Strange:No can do.Wong:We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.Tony Stark:And I swore off dairy but then Ben & Jerrys named a flavor after me, soDr. She seems kind of nice.Steve Rogers:Secure the engine room, then find me a date.Natasha Romanoff:[jumping off deck over the railings]Im multitasking., Sam Wilson:Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys?Steve Rogers:If theyre shooting at you, theyre bad.. These are the best funny quotes from Captain America. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Happy Women's Day. You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. To the woman who inspires & amazes me the most, your tenacity and perseverance motivate me to give life my best. Marvel sounds a lot better. 8. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! 40 Inspiring Stan Lee Quotes 1. Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Drake. Luckily for us all those head-butts also lead to plenty of banter. But theyre actually an American invention. Thor:Fine. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. Christine Palmer:Kathmandu?Dr. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless.
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